Saturday, February 6, 2010

Pulling asshairs with my teeth or how I learned to make naked snow angels

The buxom overlord of the rotting trash pile was not able to contain her excitement for the snow, for it meant she could now eat once again. It had been raining unicorn sacs for some time now, but the precipitation subsided briefly and allowed a moment to gather some fresh unicorn nutsacs and store them in her cheeks.

Fake flowers are racist.

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