Chugg

I think an effective weapon, either against enemies or in celebration(such as independence day or new years) would be a potato gun(or maybe a canon) packed with wood chips and monkey shit.

The wood chips would act as the weapon as it would probably shred shit up if fired at a high enough velocity. The monkey shit would be a demoralizing agent. Adding insult to injury to any person getting hit by such artillery.

As a celebratory item I think it would just be plain fun to shoot of woodchips with monkey shit.




-- Posted from the top of the highest pig nipple