Why can't I be you?

What would be the most impressive thing to do in your sleep?

I know a lot of famous people have died by choking on vomit: Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham and one of the drummers from Spinal Tap...

I would be impressed if someone sleptwalk (is that a word - all over your face it's a word. SHUT UP!), knelt down in front of the toilet and then pooped their pants.

Wouldn't crosswalks colored something other than white be more fun than having racist pavement with all the BLACKtop and the WHITE paint?

I hate you. Go to bed.