Friday, February 19, 2010

Fuck you car insurance commercials

Where are the kids that don't learn by example, but instead learn hate from repetition?

If a young, troubled teenage boy/girl started mutilating geckos based on their eyes and ears being raped every commercial break, what would your reaction be when they were interviewed as they were tried as an adult and said, "I thought it would make the commercials go away. I looked for a caveman first, but I found a gecko."

I would be first in line to offer sympathy.

As a matter of fact, I would probably train my house cat to hunt geckos and geckos only so it could survive for lengths of time as I traveled.

And the Chinese restaurants would covet my well fed cat with its diet of lean, car insurance hawking gecko meat as a plush lunch special combo number 5.

Could a caveman's brethren solve one of their kinds murder? Now how easy is it you fucks?

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