I like Jiffy Lube but I'm glad there isn't such a thing as a Jiffy Rectal Exam. It would be a subsidiary of Jiffy lube no doubt what with the need for lube to facilitate the rubbergloved finger up a persons anus. "Rectal exams in 20 minutes or less" would likewise be their slogan. I don't want to think about Jiffy Rectal Exam getting behind and having to rush to get back on track. A rushed rectal examiner would probably not be as gentle or considerate, all things one would want while getting poked and prodded i would think. And what if the examiner is so rushed they fail to see an issue. Then there'd REALLY be issues.
Praise the pickle king for he is just and wise.
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