Wednesday, November 4, 2009

***NEWS FLASH: Your cousin is Japanese and dead***

I'm pretty sure the funniest combination of a thing to say followed by an action would be:

"don't look now but i'm gonna slap your stupid face with this dead rotting trout fish." immediately followed up by the mentioned action. the trout fish would really need to be dead and really need to be rotting for it to have maximum impact and affect though.

One day I want to say and do this to someone. My life(or anyone's life) I feel would be complete right then and there.

if atlantis ever existed I'm glad it doesn't now.

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