mamby pamby

when you go to the bathroom what happens?

Do kittens fly out of your anus? (yes? Tape it and make money)

Do you recall the time you first found level 8 in Zelda on NES?

I think about how I would stalk and kill a leprechaun if I ever saw one.

But wait, is there such a thing as a female leprechaun?

If there is such a thing and the leprechaun I hunted and killed was female, I'd make her cook me dinner before I killed her.

And it would have to be something I liked and was cooked properly or else she'd really fucking get it!