Friday, November 20, 2009

Licking live firecrackers in the damp basement of a vampires house on a chilly Tuesday before memorial day weekend

Someone said the food had porn oil in it. So then I asked "what kind of porn oil?" So they replied "soft core." I asked "where does porn oil come from?" the chef rather matterofactly responded "Yams."

Belch up that mother fucker!

-- Posted from my iPhone

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