I think it would be fitting if someone had a really cool idea or invention/gadget and they were going to call it the fannypack and it was going to be life changing for society.
Then they saw what we now refer to as a "fannypack" on someone's persons and they didn't know what it was. The inventor went up and asked them what it was they were wearing and they said it was a "waist-belt-pack", but a latino stranger overheard them and said, "That's a fucking fannypack."
Then, both the inventor and the fannypack wearer had their respective moments of realization of what this meant...they were both crushed.
The inventor never got over it. He let the fact that what a fannypacks was referred to before his invention hit ruin what was to be a life changing revolution for us, his fannypack.
I would never feel bad for this person and hope they cut off their toes one by one in an annual event that they looked forward to. But the fannypack inventor lived in their parents' basement and knew they had to come up with excuses why they were losing toes, so they moved out and became a toeless bum.
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