what has worried me and still crosses my mind from time to time involves the 3 most unpopular animals on the planet: pigeons, seagulls and Canadian Geese.
The concern is a scenario that plays out where these three fowl foul band together in a bid to take over the earth. with birds closely linked to dinosaurs, the outcome of this happening only means doom of apocalyptic proportions.
I don't like the idea of the three of them together. If the geese take the leader role, the population of all three will skyrocket exponentially and simply overpower us in numbers.
if the pigeons take over, they will be mutinizied by the geese and the first scenario will play out. the twist will be that in the short time the pigeons ruled, their horrible hygiene will have infiltrated the group and all the birds will have AIDS.
If the seagulls take the lead role, we will all die from sleep deprivation.
I wish we could eat Canadian Geese just so there wasn't so many of them around. That way, if we have to deal with the pigeons and seagulls banding together, there won't be so many of them...plus they're pushovers.
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