An elephants weight in gold is an obnoxious amount of gold. An amount of gold any man would gladly accept after a spitting contest, watermelon hurling contest, vomitting contest, aerobics contest, suumersaut contest, boogie board eating contest, nerf turbo football throwing contest, lemon sucking contest or any other contest. The man that wouldn't accept that gold is an alien or subcreature and deserves an elephants weight in elephant afterbirths and still born elephants. Tootsie rolls are pretty tasty.
-- Posted from my iPhone
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