ask me where the cheese is one more time

2 ideas:

One - a restaurant, let's call it, say, "Everything's Hot" has a caption that says something like: "The restaurant where EVERYTHING is hot." It's a ubiquitous phrase in all the restaurant's marketing collateral, menus, napkins...servers have to say the phrase "Remember, E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. is hot..."

There is no way a patron could eat there without being informed of how there is a strong spice flavor, hot pepper, jalapeno, habanero or related ingredient that makes your tongue burn and your nose run. (Go ahead, tell me this restaurant would fail and then sniff your balls).

To enforce this disclaimer, Everything's Hot puts in copy all on these items, "Our goal is to make certain that anyone that ever eats here is 100% aware that the food will be hot and spicy. If we ever have to face a frivolous, mindless, spineless, lawsuit claiming damages of any kind related to a patron's reaction/criticism of how spicy our food is, we will have the press dub you, "The Stupidest Person E.V.E.R. From the Stupidest Town E.V.E.R. Because that's what you will be."

Then, if some asshole ever actually does try to sue them where a judge/court/lawyer actually pick the case up for personal gain and notoriety, it will be picked up on all wire services as, "Stupidest Town E.V.E.R. produces Stupidest Person E.V.E.R. to see Everything's Hot: The restaurant where E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. is hot."

Or simply, "Stupidest Person E.V.E.R. VS. Everything's Hot"

2: A murder mystery where the murderer is a terminally ill person that kills a public figure/just anyone where the crime turns into a press spectacle and watches the trial spin out of control without any leads or even someone else go to trial as they slowly die in the hospital. Sick, right.

Any then someone, somehow, realizes it was the terminally ill person that did it and then they murder the terminally ill person in their hospice bed.