You magnificent beast you adagio

To all you oil fanatics: I hope you find Quakerstate on your Scrotums and your adrenal glands!!! And eat poisonous stew made from rancid beef.

Happy trails to you you old rich white haired fucks!!


-- posted from lightbulbs 'R' us


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The equalizer

a "to do" list unlike any other

Obliterated all hamsters in cage? Check.

soiled pants? check

give the hedges a good thrashing? Check


(8trak)

Her Name was Dawg Vaumit

I'd like to tackle a nuclear bomb and rub it's face in gravel.



(8trak)

Their webdings licked the thermostats assholes

shaved showered and put the tool box in more disarray than ever before.

all is well that ends well they say but what if the goal for the "ends well" part is intentionally bad...doesn't that make it no so well on both counts?