I think the boardgame Clue should be reissued. In this new version, the concept of actual people will be replaced by body parts. This poses a couple of questions:
Which body part would be the worst villain of sorts? (pinky toe)
What body part would be the most despised among its brethren? (kidney)
What would be the weapon of choice for each organ if it was a serial killer?
I think:
-the vagina would be a knife wielding psycho - a very messy killer
-the ear: a conniving, sly bandit that poisoned its victims
-eyeball: definitely a gun enthusiast a la Tackleberry
-nose: the one nobody suspected that killed each victim differently
-uvula: grenades
-kneecap: Chinese throwing stars and other ninja related skills
-heart: a strangler
-brain: electrocution with a heavy dose of torture
Just imagine the spleen in the conservatory with the lead pipe...
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