The off light was on. How does one get the off light off I wondered to myself. It then ocurred to me that my shoelaces were untied. Going down to tie the laces is when it happened. My pants became full and there was nothing I couldve done to stop it from happening. It came unexpectedly for one thing and bending over made it nearly impossible to tighten the sphincter even if it hadn't come unexpectedly. So there I was with untied laces and pants full of accident. Well I tied the damn laces so it wasn't all for nothing.
My altimeter is sore.
-- Posted from the anus
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