Ass cancer

The movie is called "Ass Cancer: the Story of a Man who Thought it was Funny when he got Ass Cancer at First, but then he Realized Shit was Real and Slowly Died and it's Actually a Really Sad Movie."

Trailer:

Doug Parkin come home from work with some news...

"I GOT FUCKING ASS CANCER!"

[He screams this comically and laughing as he stands with his hip resting against the island in the middle of his kitchen.]

But then (cue "Let my Love Open the Door"]

He learns...

How ass cancer...

Can also make you...

An ass of a man...

[and then he becomes a donkey (with ass cancer?) I don't know.]

*****
I think I might have ass cancer. Seriously.