Sunday, January 24, 2010

Sure, I'll have some pancakes...wait

Phils Simms is one of the worst announcers ever. He has no continuity to what he says and he sounds like a crack head just shouting out nonsense. He actually said this in his color commentary:

"Dominique Foxworth made a great tackle. Frank Walker."

If you want to analyze this, Foxworth is a DB on the same team as Walker - they both play defense and were on the field at the same time. So Foxworth made a good tackle, but what does Frank Walker have to do with anything? Did Walker also make the tackle? Did Simms name the tackle Frank Walker? What happened?

I think he got confused and just started saying what players he saw on the field at random...other Phil Simms quotes:

“I haven't thought about it. I'm not capable of deep thinking.”

"Of course it looks bad when you're not executing. When things go bad, it's not going to look good."

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