Monday, January 25, 2010

Sunshine cracker company llc

I wonder why no one has figured out a way to turn sunshine into a cracker. Seems like it would taste good. It would also probably come in handy on a cloudy day or a cold dark night. Hell, probably any night. You could just set it on the ground or a table and smash it with something to let the light out. Keebler better get their fucking elves on that or I'll "E.L. Fudge" all over them.

Thanks for the galoshes paps! A lot of fuckikg good their gonna do me in this dry climate!! Way to give a thoughtless gift!!! Dick.


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