Saturday, January 30, 2010

Dandelions help me do jumpingjacks

If Albuquerque, NM were a nation within a state within a nation then Aunt Betsy would not have slept allday Friday into Sunday and left the burner on high and burned the peas and carrots. I mean they were so burnt they were blue and if you think that isn't possible just take one quick look at Uncle Herb. Fuck ass is that one crispy MoFo.

I ate my supper Mama. Can I go out and shuck frogs wit Elmer now?

Tobasco is spicy

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